A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.A panda who is male, but it is obvious by his appearence or some other device that he is obviously a raging homosexual.
2. Dave.
"He's a panda. A big gay panda."
Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.
Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands
Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.
Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.