A fork of Rural Dictionary
a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
An extremely foul, pungent, rotting, or otherwise repulsive smell.
I found sour clam chowder behind the fridge last night, and it smelled worse than Bigfoot's dick
The anaconda-like protrusion from between the mysterious great apes' legs.
"Holy shit Nick! I was just violated in the posterior region by big foots' dick! Now my ass hole hurts :'("
"You think your dick is big Jamal? Well wait until you see bigfoots' dick!"