Country Dictionary

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bitch ride

A ride that totally sucks ass

Literally like you expected a good ass time

That rollar coaster was a total bitch ride!
Oh hell to dah nah I'm on a bitch ride!
BITCH RIDE!!!!!

by Something stupifd July 12, 2016

bitch ride

A car made for or designed for women.

A VW cabriolet,a ford focus, a mazda miata are all bitch rides

by amatuergynecologist May 27, 2006

Bitch Ride

A term used by truck drivers, which means that the gear is automatic, not manual. Truckers prefer manual gear stick.

Dammit, I had a bitch ride this week.

by Nishokiizz December 05, 2016

Ghetto Bitch Ride

A late model compact car outfitted with numerous non-factory items including but not limited to: home-made spoiler, rice rocket exhaust system, custom rims, and various things made out of chrome.

If that purple Civic ain't a ghetto bitch ride, I don't know what is.

by boomer2 April 14, 2003

riding bitch

The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat or in between the two front seats in a two seater in a car. Usually the smallest person or only female in the group will have to ride 'bitch', so that the guys don't touch each other (irrational male homophobia)

Jim: Whos riding bitch? it'd better be Jill- 'cos i ain't sitting next to that stupid fuck Jack again.

by i don't know who i am!! April 13, 2007

ride bitch

to ride in the middle of the backseat of a car

Please don't make me ride bitch again, I want shotgun!

by Andrew December 04, 2003

riding bitch

A person riding between the driver and passenger in a pickup truck. Generally an uncomfortable position in the cab, hence the name.

"Damn, I'm not riding bitch again."

by x January 23, 2003