A fork of Rural Dictionary
a way to describe your neck after a good night with your s/o
oh yeah me and Jamie had a good time last night i’m black and blue now
Another way to say you have a bruise, When you get injured and your skin turns a black/blue color in the injured area.
I fell down the stairs and got Black and Blues all over myself.
No its Gold and White
Guy 2: fuck you its Gold and White
Guy 1: No fuck you, its Black and Blue
Black and Blue. A color combination used by those of studly decent. It's their job to set new fashion trends, and attract the ladies. Don't ever try and tell them it's a bad combination. They know what's what.
He's wearing black with blue, and it's looking pretty OP.
the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)
For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.
The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.
"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."