A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.
Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.
Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.
If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”