A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club. 2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?" Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe." Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."