A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating
i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!
a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"
The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.
"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."
Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.
"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"
Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.
Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.
C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it
Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.
Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!