A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically.. -does not watch the game at all -talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands -travels in a pack of others similar to her -has bleached blonde hair -has fake tan -wears short shorts and low cut shirts -wears large sunglasses (A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"