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blitzen

as a verb means "to get high by ways of marijuana" as an adjective means "a high person" as a verb can also mean "great," "amazing," or "cool"

vb. meaning "to get high" ex: "Did you see Joey and Ammie blitzen after school?" adj. ex: "Don was soo blitzen today." vb. meaning "great," "amazing," or "cool" ex: "That book was blitzen, dude."

by YMH productions December 22, 2006

Blitzen

A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ the boss.

There goes that Blitzen again, having a wing fit and blipping away.

by Blitzen's Mom July 11, 2008

blitzen

a fat ass cat.

Wow, look at that blitzen over there! Youre looking like quite a blitzen today, sire. WHOAH! BLITZENS ARE EVERYWHERE!

by R0G398 May 16, 2010

Blitzen

A person who is addicted to all drugs, not just one. Someone who is always high on many types of illegal drugs. An addict with no special drug of choice.

That girl is always smiling, she's Blitzen. Look at the guy talking to the wall, he's Blitzen.

by Ms. Veronica Wood December 21, 2013

Blitzen

Blitzen

Blitzen is the realist rabbit about! Born and raised in Mile End aka Murder Mile. He is the son of Balqeesa.

by Balblitz February 13, 2019

Blitzened

Being pegged while wearing reindeer antlers

Omg I got blitzened last night at the Christmas party, I can never look at reindeer again

by Aussiedom January 03, 2024