A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) a sound made by sticking your tongue through pursed lips.
With a sound of disapproval, Jen gave a blue raspberry to Ron, getting spit all over him.
After edging a man for hours, effectively giving him “blue balls”, you bring him to the brink of orgasm. Right as he’s about to cum you give him a raspberry on his testicles. The vibration on his swollen, aching balls will cause him to cum harder.
Hey bro, Jessica just gave me the best blue raspberry. It’s been two days and my balls still hurt!
The appearance of hemorrhoids after a bout of extended anal intercourse
Someone who gets baked on a daily basis by jordan saladana. Has hair that is every color of the rainbow. Blue raspberry usually gets baked during rapid fire alongside vinces nosey ass, master splinter, and stewie griffen
Jordan: Boi ik u aint tryna bake Blue Raspberry Skittles
Another way to say it's a lie or bluff
That sign means we are 20 miles away from the blue raspberry
When you give someone blue balls by blowing a raspberry on their penis
Yooo, I just gave a dude a blue raspberry last week, it was craaazzzy
An explanation or excuse for something that seems unreasonable, unrealistic or just plain half-assed but is still accepted (like how blue raspberries don’t really exist but it’s still a common flavor).
“My sick note was so blue-raspberry but Mr Johnson let me sit out of P.E anyway- he just doesn’t give a shit”