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blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std. Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!

I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!

by the explainer 69 March 13, 2017

Blue waffle

Don't fucking look it up.

Blue Waffle. Just don't.

by ThatGuyOnIine December 18, 2015

Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

by Maleficent 2002 August 04, 2017

Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

by tickledicks December 13, 2015

Blue waffle

Somthing you shouldn't look up.

Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle." Guy2:"sure" He got victimized

by The fag that u hate December 12, 2017

Blue waffle

The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.

"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?" "The blue waffle, but dont look it up."

by Billythekid321 February 28, 2019