A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delectable treat that one usually desires when they are baked.
Have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes.
A vagina with three fists in it at one time.
How was ur orgy the other day? Pretty great! at one point, Becky got a Blueberry Pancake!
when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat
Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ” Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”
When you have blue balls and diahrrea, you bust a nut on the diahrrea to make Blueberry Pancakes.
Damn, I have raging diahrrea and some balls as blue as the sky. Time to make Blueberry Pancakes.
You havnt had sex in awhile so you have blue balls. You are so desperate it will often result in sex with an ugly heavier girl.
"Man I had blueberry pancake this weekend, I'm not proud but I did.
This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry. if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE. but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
Shut up you Blueberry Pancake! I HATE you!
A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night! Guy 2: How do you even remember? Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.