A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who pops alot of boners in public
He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.
An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.
"Dude, have you seen the new chick?" "Yeah man. She's a total boner machine." "Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.
1.what a douche boner machine. 2. dont be a douche boner machine 3. he is a douche boner machine