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booger eater

An enemy in wartime... usually of Middle-eastern descent. Commonly used among American troops for Iraqi insurgents.

"Yo, Dog, me and the creature must have killed us like 15 booger eaters today."

by James Patrick Sullivan Mahan October 18, 2006

booger eater

1) One who eats his boogers
2) An annoying person
3) One who is incompetent
4) Little Kids

Tell that booger eater to step it up a knotch.

How are your booger eaters?

by Bubba Gump July 20, 2005

booger eater

A person who is over the age of 13 and still watches wrestling (WWE, not the real kind).Booger eaters often suffer from the following symptoms:
-Lack of a life
-Lack of a girlfriend (or boyfriend in many booger eater cases)
-Masterbates...ALOT!(Many times while watching wrestling)
-Thinks wrestling is real and a sport
-Fascination watching oiled up men in their undies grab eachother and basically have sex.
-Always quoting wrestlers
-Will give this definition a thumbs down because they watch wrestling...therefore, are booger eaters.

guy#1- Hey dude, if you smell what i'm cooking, you'll know that i can kick your butt any day of the week!
Me- Shut up, booger eater.

guy#2- Hey, wanna come over to my house and watch lubed up men do everything except penetration? Maybe after that we can masterbate and talk to girls on the internet?
Me- No, you god damn booger eater.

by UncleJesse!!!1 April 28, 2006

booger eater

A person whose life revolves around the technical aspects of computers and other high tech gadgets. A Booger Eater also has no social life outside of virtual reality or chat rooms.

My PC is locked up. I'd better call one of those booger eaters from IS to fix it.

by Pfred Kneck August 20, 2007

booger eater

a little kid, a rug rat, diaper filler

"Look at the booger eaters at the play ground"

by sick mick December 13, 2004

booger eater

inbred idiot of any race who's mere existance pisses you off.

"look at those booger eaters off to the tractor pull with their kissing cousin girlfriends. i wanna punch 'em!"

by T-style December 17, 2005

booger eater

A person of unsophisticated and interbred lineage. A person who does things that lack common sense. A person who sits at a stop sign for too long. A person that drives with their blinker on. A slow, dumb sonofabitch.

"Why are you so stupid?!? What are you? Some kind of booger eater?"

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003