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A Cock that is as wide as it is long...

Linz: Oh my, riding you is like riding a cube
John: umm thank you, its beacuse i have a box cock

Male genitalia that is as long as it is wide and can be small or large.

Dude: Baby, I hope you're not a virgin 'cos this bad boy's gonna hurt.

Girl: Oh it's wide... do you have a box cock then?

A box that alexia keeps under her bed because her boyfriends penis is so small and unsatisfying she has to use me or that box to pleasure herself

ALEXIA should go choke on that box of cocks she keeps under the bed.

A place used exclusively for holding cocks. Ie. the womans mouth, ass, pussy.

my cock box is also my wife

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.

Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.

A wrapped box, given as a gift, with someones cock in it, through a hole in the side of the box.

Eric: What did you get for your birthday?

Jamie: Eh, another cock box.

1. Cockslap
2. To take a penis (removed from a male's body) and slap an ugly person across the face with it.
3. Another form of 'normal' boxing, but involving female opponents and amputated penises.

"She was really annoying me, so I cock boxed her down to the ground!"

"That person looks like George Bush - they deserve a cock boxing".

"What'd you do last night?" "Cock boxed." "Did you win?" "No, some other bitch had a bigger cock than me."