A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who doesn't know what they want. They can't make any final decisions. If they do make a decision, they don't stick with it. They keep changing their mind.
"So, is your boyfriend moving out?" "Oh, I don't know! He's pulling a Brett Favre. First he wants to stay, then he wants to move, then he wants to stay, then he wants to move."
Synonym of bad fart; he just doesn't go away.
Brett Favre really is like a bad fart, he said he would retire for the past 3 years!
To send sexual pictures to someone. Came into popular usage after Brett Favre allegedly sent nude pics to Vikings cheerleader Jenn Sterger.
He totally brett favre'd her but won't admit the pics were of his ugly ass.
the act of flirting but not cheating on your spouse by sending naked pics of your self and letting the mistress know that you've got bad intentions tonight via text message.
Marcus, "I just sent that hoe a pic of what she's gonna get later on tonight" Riley " Bro, why are cheating on ur wife like that?" Marcus " that aint no cheating,i'm just gettin my brett favre on. i aint sleeping with that dirty ass money grabbing hoe. If i wanted to cheat, i woulda gone Tiger Woods on her."
a piece of shit from an anus hole.
dude i destroyed that toilett. oh shit! thats one big brett favre!
Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all, brett favre is nothing but a overrated, over-throwing, a little above average quarterback in the NFL who should stay retired and keep modeling for his hick, wrangler jeans.
1:Dumbass Packer Fan: HEY! thats brett favre! Intelligent Sport Fan: No thats not. That's Steve McNair. 2: Person #1: Who should i draft in my fantasy football draft? I go #7 overall. Dumbass Packer Fan: Draft Brett Favre! He's gonna be a beast this year! Person #1: That might be a good idea Intelligent Sport Fan: you're kidding right?! haha, i'd rather draft Ryan Fitzpatrick #3 Arrogant packer fan: I really hope brett favre doesnt retire. Intelligent Sports fan: why not? hes an old, washed up piece of shit. Yeah he had a good season last year, but look at his weapons. Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Ryan grant?! It's not that hard to be that good, he got pretty lucky too. Arrogant Packer Fan: so? he basically makes the packers. Intelligent sports fan: who gives a shit? wouldnt you rather win, and have a chance for the superbowl than to just have brett favre? Arrogant packer fan: eh, prolly not. i love brett, i'd prolly blow him. Intelligent sports fan: typical.
Brett Favre may not be the best anymore as he once was but he is certainly one of the best. Everyone is too hard on him for not being what he once was. That's ridiculous because they're insulting one of the best quarterbacks to ever play football. Naturally you can't expect him to be that good forever. He ages ya know...
In the 2004-2005 season he popped his shoulder out of socket...went and punched a wall...knocked it back in...came back out on the field to win the game. There you have it.