A fork of Rural Dictionary
Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving. G: Apparently he's brexiting.
Brexit Verb: Brexiting The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense* *rolling eyes* "Oh, that's a total Brexit."
The latest word for confusion
Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real? Me: I am Brexit right now
Leaving while still eating breakast
Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit