A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
"Jared, what are you doing?" "I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"
The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.
Kid breaks movie theater seat* "Yo what are you doing?" "I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian." "Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."