A fork of Rural Dictionary
The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.
When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.
sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow
hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit
a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.
during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm
Where chocolate milk comes from.
Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.
The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.
"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?" "It's called a Brown Cow."
You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.
"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"