A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most relatable celestial body. It is small and weak It can't do the most simple tasks Fucks up all the time Alone most of the time Really ugly Dies quickly Nobody likes it Easily ignored
"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope" "No that's just a brown dwarf"
When you have sex with a midget and you proceed to take a dump on her chest similar to a C.S
gidget the midget while laying on her back, took a hard brown dwarf to the chest (OR) Damn! thats one nasty midget after i pulled it out of her asshole she proceeded to brown dwarf my chest