A fork of Rural Dictionary
When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it
Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough