Country Dictionary

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown 2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

brown starfish

a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish

We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey

brown starfish

Usually a term used when there's Shit left in the ass crack.

dude I did NOT see your brown starfish when trying to slip it in!

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

painted a brown starfish

Leaving a skid mark

Have you seen Robyn's underwear? No why? She's painted a brown starfish in them

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️ Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.