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brussel sprout

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth. blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face

damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

by zimmygirl777 September 03, 2022

Brussels sprouts

Natures turd.

Brussels Sprouts are shit!

by crazydope1 March 03, 2014

Brussel Sprouts

The relationship of two teens. The boy is in a all boys school and the girl is in a co-ed school

The people in the relationship were brussel sprouts

by Jylan1020 February 01, 2018

Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities

Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.

by 3rana August 01, 2019

Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike. Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.

"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.

by Darth_chacho August 31, 2020