A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste
a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.
my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.
the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.
"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"
When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."