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A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"
SCENARIO 1: BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke" MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!" BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!" SCENARIO 2 BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers
"i bet your gay" "i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"
A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit! BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal? BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man. BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off! BFM: No Sir! RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead! BFM: Not one!