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Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry." Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on." OR Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?" Girlfriend: "Not tonight." Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress February 08, 2016

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

by BradentonButtTickler June 26, 2023