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when you are driving and get stuck in the right lane behind a city bus while the rest of traffic flows freely in the left lane.

i got bus fucked and had to wait at the red light!!!

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.

I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.

when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you're going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending "fucked" is also interchangeable with random words like:
LEAF fucked, WIND fucked, STREET fucked, etc.

basically it's when you get fucked over. not FUCK FUCK, but fucked over.

"we just got bus fucked!"
"SHIT! the wind is so strong. we just got wind fucked!"

when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.

Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.

You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.

Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.

Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!

Bus fucking involves 2 people: the victim, and the fucker. The bus fucker is generally the bitch on the bus that no one likes to sit with because she is either: a FAT bitch, a SCARY bitch, a super-bitch, or a combination of the three. Victims to bus fucking are usually guys too nice to say no to someone who wants to sit with them. Once the bitch sits down, she begins to engage you in conversation about obsessions with non-fat guys, her hatred of her parents, and other topics the victim more often than not does not give a damn about. The result of a good (see: bad) bus fucking is: being even more scared of the bitch, friends making fun of you, and annoying children on the bus claiming you want to have an affair with the bitch.

Also see: bus rape

Victim: Thank God we're at my bus stop...now I can get away from Sammi.
Victim Friend: Yeah man, she bus fucked you good. Did she seriously tell you about how she wants her brother inside her?