A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
1. A general insult. 2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser." 3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."
1. God, you're such a butt monkey. 2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey. 3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.
'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!' 'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'
Name for a male homosexual.
One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.
A nickname for Wal-Mart employees.
Kimbo Dumas is a Butt-Monkey.