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butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!" ::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010

butt trumpet

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

by dukey February 16, 2004

butt trumpet

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

by Anonymous October 08, 2003

butt trumpet

A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.

John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.

by mama December 10, 2003

butt trumpet

A follower who farts back the idiotic words of Donald Trump

Republican butt Trumpets beat up protesters outside the White House saying it was ok to do so because the protesters were Mexican

by DragonsDream November 23, 2016

butt trumpet

Obnoxious punk rock band, founded in Los Angeles in 1991.

Did you hear that offensive Butt Trumpet song?

by Klark March 14, 2007

butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002