A fork of Rural Dictionary
The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.
Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.
When it's obscenely cold outside.
Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".
I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.
*Homeless population.