A fork of Rural Dictionary
Butt Munch- 1. An annoying person that you would like to shut up. 2. A bothersome sibling. 3. A friend who is being a jackass.
Person 1: Hey man, you sure are cool! you have so many friends! I guess that's why everyone thinks you're such a winner Person 2: Shut up you freaking butt munch.
a very irritable person. Hence the first definition.
"butt munch!" "stop being such a butt munch"
Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight. Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.
"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!" "Euw, Butt Munch" "Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"
an annoying person who never shuts up. this person is very nosey. and goes home to thier mother and tells her if he beat the smartest girl in school or not on the 'big' test. or jordan brito.
kid 1: dang. i hate algebra. kid 2: why so glum bob? kid 1: well sid; this kid in my algebra class is such a "butt munch." kid 2: ah; they are the worst little suckers.
TO FUCKING MUNCH ON SOMEONES HUGE ANUS HOLE.
"Man, I wanna munch on someones huge butt anus hole" - Butt Munching