Country Dictionary

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buzz saw

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head

David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?" Watson: "Want some tools?" David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!" Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads". Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw". David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"

by Karen Stickney February 09, 2008

Buzz Saw

When someone passes out, flat on their back from too much drink or drug and a friend stands over them, pulls their pants down and proceeds to ride the unconscious person's nose with the crack of their ass. Loud buzz saw noises must be made while performing this action. It's quite a sight to behold.

I've never had a 'Buzz Saw' but I sure have witnessed many. Or Dean 'Buzz Sawed' that guys face like a jack rabbit!

by Sean Cookson August 29, 2006

buzz sawed

Screwed - orginanted from Lionel, coach of CPSU

The fat bitch buzz sawed Brycen after giving him the clap.

by bunk baller April 08, 2008

Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics

Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."

by Yourffriend September 24, 2014