A fork of Rural Dictionary
not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"
Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus
Not right, wrong, fishy, suspicious
Who installed that it’s caddy wampus
What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door
You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!