A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada. See: wordhidneous/word
Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!
The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.
Person 1: Hey are you Canadian? Person 2: Yah I'm Candian! Person 1: EH?
a place that wants to be the usa but will never be
wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it
When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out
I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie! Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
When coming in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"
Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes