A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city on the west coast of Florida, the most boring place to live by far. It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids. Most of the "locals" are over 70.
hey wanna go to cape coral? no man fuck that place, i'm still young.
Better known as Cape Coma. Nothing happens in Cape Coma. It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die. Nothing happens in this fucking town!
What are we going to do tonite? NOTHING, we live in Cape Coral bitch.
BEST PLACE EVER. If you dont like it. get the fuck out. dont complain cause you dont have fun. place where morgan and tori live to live to have fun .
1. Hey what do you wanna do tonight. 2.PARTY IN CAPE CORAL 1. LETS GO. 3. i dont want to. 1&2. WHY 3. cape corals boring. 1. dont talk to me 2. fuck youu.
if your in this location during a hurricane. Your completely fucked.
Dude, hurricane irma is going to fuck cape coral out of a window like a bad porno.
1. A place where every old person in America comes to die. 2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is. 3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2. 4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.
1. Old guy: "Honey, why did we move here again?" Old lady: "It's the perfect place to die." 2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass. 3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags* 4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."
Where all the girls are sluts, no matter the age, and everyone's a "thug" who is "from" Boston, New York, Jersey, or Chicago, and since they are "from" up north they are automatically a "gangsta" and can shot your ass. Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.
Stupid Cape Coral Kid: "Yo dawg you best not mess with me. I'm from Boston and I can shot your ass." Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."
Snowbird City ... Legit everyone there is 55+
Chris - Bruh wanna go to Cape Coral for vacation Tony- Nah everyone there is old and mean. They don’t even know how to drive