Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

career belly

Someone who has had a abnormally large abdominal section since birth until present age. They have trouble fitting on rides at amusement parks. Often can be seen at XXL stores and in McDonalds drive throughs. The idea of a sit up is offensive.

Look at that, there goes that career belly over having trouble making it up stairs.

by Bamboobill June 21, 2017