A fork of Rural Dictionary
She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...
flat chested floosy.
Flat as a board and easy to screw.
Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."
Abdul: "Go figga!"