Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today? Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong August 28, 2007

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today? Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong August 14, 2007