A fork of Rural Dictionary
Millennial slang describing a highly presentable tray of drugs for communal use. These are well-organized and often accompanied by devises for consumption - metal straws, etc.
Kelby offered a wonderful charcuterie board at his brunch party.
When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.
When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.
A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.
Okkk… charcuterie boarddd
I love that, charcuterie boardd
Charcuterie the house down boots
When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."