A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alternate definitions: assneck, dodus, and taint. 1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit. 2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.
Advice- shave this area weekly and wear loose clothing to catch a nice breeze on a hot summer day. Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.
When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!