A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cheetahs
Cheetahs are an animal from Africa. Once cheetahs were inhabited all over the whole country. Now due to terrible poachers and disgraceful human beings, their population has been cut down a whole way.
Sadly, there is a extreme chance of extinction for this wild species of cat. Not to mention the fastest animal on earth today.
Cheetahs are gorgeous. Having the most adorable litters my eyes have ever seen through a screen.Cheetahs are misunderstood and tortured. Some people capture them in a net, and skin them alive. Even though the furniture and clothing of a cheetah skin is absolutely gorgeous, it means that you are decorating yourself or your home with a poor cheetah that has been skinned... For money.
Cheetahs are a pale orange "yellow" colour, with numerous black spots. They have these rememberable tear lines, and hissing teeth.
Safari tourist: Awhhhh look at those wild cheetahs.They're gorgeous!
Safari tourist2: Too bad they're extinct
Safari tourist3: We should of listened to Bindi Irwin when she was a little girl in the first place.
1. Male version of a Cougar.
2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.
Tiger Woods should have his name legally changed to 'Cheetah' Woods.
A really cool spotty animal from the cat family. Very large hearted and pre-maturely balding. his favorite drink is Gold Spot and alcohol is Gold Label. He is owned by a Pharoah. He works out at Gold's Gym and everyone lovingly call him spotty or Vishal.
Why are you try to pull a cheetah?
A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast
I went to a bar and was grabbed by this sexy cheetah! Her name was Julie and I was in her claws by the end of the night! It was sweet!
When you snort a line of adderall mixed with cocaine because the spots of adderall look like the spots of a cheetah. The cheetah also accelerates your life comparably to the speed of a cheetah.
Dude 1: yo bro I’m fiending a cheetah I wanna pipe this broad all night.
Dude 2: Risky play, but you’ll be up all night recreating animal planet.