Country Dictionary

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chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree. 2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart. 3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 14, 2003