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Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !

Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.

by Mattyice22 December 06, 2013

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

by Bigd4ddy69 April 04, 2018