A fork of Rural Dictionary
A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove
"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"
a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.
simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle." duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"
a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast). so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!
'hes a chocolate speedway racer'. 'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'
crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people similar to arse bandit & fudge packer
'he who rides the chocolate speedway'