A fork of Rural Dictionary
to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair
Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.
PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS
My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!
Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"