A fork of Rural Dictionary
PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS
My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!
to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair
Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.
Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"