A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.
I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.
Something you say when you're in a rage.
I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!
Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!
When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
It fits like a cock in a sock!
A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."
"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"
"I'll make sure of it dog!"
A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.
Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.
A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)
A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.
David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me