A fork of Rural Dictionary
being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked
A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?
when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts
He got cock shock from her undressing.
when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you
that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.
when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."