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cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash! 2. What did you say that for you cock splash! 3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006