A fork of Rural Dictionary
The FIRST person to ever throw down an alley oop dished by none other than the greatest player, owner, manager, coach, entrepreneur of all time; Mr. Jackie Moon. His revolutionary play allowed the Flint Michigan Tropics to win the first, last, and most astounding game ever played that was deemed The Flint Michigan Mega Bowl.
Coffee Black is an afro on top, converse on bottom, and pure amazing in between.
Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?" Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please." Barista nods approvingly.
To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.
I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.
A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication
Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee? Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.
Here's a black Coffee! Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER! SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER. WHO'S YOUR MANAGER? DAN. Oh. *runs away*
Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally
Do you have a job? Yea I make black coffee
Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another. Example- "I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008) Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!” Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.